Whilst paddling a 100 mile training week in preparation for the Yukon 1000, I came up with another silly song for a #MusicMonday
"Training All The Time"
parody of Bruce Robinson's "Angry All The Time"
Here I am
What is left of a woman with a dream
To paddle far, get in shape, and win everything
I'm not worn out, but I'm sure not fresh in any way
Everyone thinks that I’m bat shit crazy
To paddle every day
The timing that I go out don’t have a thing to do rain or shine
And I understand that paddlin’ this far can make you lose your mind
And I ain't the only one Who feels like 1000 miles is a GRIND
But this is why I gotta be trainin’ All The Time
My arms are sore now, can’t lift em up, but I’m only two weeks in
I hope someday, feeling come back, to everything
I remember the strength session I had just last week
Now My legs can’t lower me slowly to the toilet seat
The reasons that I hurt now don’t have a thing to do with water time
cross training’s a bitch, with heavy weights and runs that should be a crime
And I ain't the only one Who feels like 1000 miles is a GRIND
But this is why I gotta be trainin’ All The Time
One thousand miles is why I’m trainin’ all the time