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Music Monday: Training all the Time

Updated: Feb 14

Whilst paddling a 100 mile training week in preparation for the Yukon 1000, I came up with another silly song for a #MusicMonday



"Training All The Time"

parody of Bruce Robinson's "Angry All The Time"


Here I am

What is left of a woman with a dream

To paddle far, get in shape, and win everything

I'm not worn out, but I'm sure not fresh in any way

Everyone thinks that I’m bat shit crazy

To paddle every day


The timing that I go out don’t have a thing to do rain or shine

And I understand that paddlin’ this far can make you lose your mind

And I ain't the only one Who feels like 1000 miles is a GRIND

But this is why I gotta be trainin’ All The Time


My arms are sore now, can’t lift em up, but I’m only two weeks in

I hope someday, feeling come back, to everything

I remember the strength session I had just last week

Now My legs can’t lower me slowly to the toilet seat


The reasons that I hurt now don’t have a thing to do with water time

cross training’s a bitch, with heavy weights and runs that should be a crime

And I ain't the only one Who feels like 1000 miles is a GRIND

But this is why I gotta be trainin’ All The Time


One thousand miles is why I’m trainin’ all the time






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